Pure nerd

Jag råkade hitta ett roligt test på nätet. Här:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815

Och här är resultatet:

65 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 21% Dork

For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject,
often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social
expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally
smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up
all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer.
Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more
so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be
replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!


ps - Napoleon Dynamite är för övrigt en rätt rolig film.

Dangerous

Kan nån få bort låten Dangerous med Roxette ur mitt huvud? Varför är den där? Var kommer den ifrån? Sista gången jag hörde den måste ha varit typ 1989 när jag fick den skivan på kassettband(!) av min pappa. För övrigt tror jag att det var den sista skivan jag köpte/fick på kassettband. Den första skivan jag fick/köpte på cd var Brian Adams "Waking up the neighbours".

You pack your bag.
You take control.
You're moving into my heart
and into my soul.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my sight!
I won't be walking on thin
ice to get through the night.

Hey, where's your work?
What's your game?
I know your business
but I don't know your name...
Hold on tight,
you know she's a little bit dangerous.
She's got what it takes to make ends meet
the eyes of a lover that hit like heat.
You know she's a little bit dangerous.

You turn around,
so hot and dry.
You're hiding under a halo,
your mouth is alive.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my sight!
I'm not attracted to go-go deeper tonight.

Hey, what's your word?
What's your game?
I know your business
but I don't know your name...
Hold on tight...

Mobiltoalefonen

Nu går Daniel in på toaletten.
Nu fäller Daniel upp locket.
Nu börjar Daniels mobil vibrera. Sms? Samtal? Bäst att kolla innan toalettbesöket tar sin början.
Nu förvandlas Daniels mobil till en hal tvål.
Nu säger mobilen "fjupp".
Nu faller mobilen i en båge rakt ner i toaletten.
Nu säger det "plums".
Nu plockar Daniel upp mobilen ur toaletten. (Mmm... lemony fresh...)
Nu fungerar Daniels mobil inte. Alls.

Nu har Daniel alltså lyckats med det mest fumliga genom alla tider.

Nu får Daniel en lånemobil av jobbet i väntan på ny riktig mobil.
Nu har Daniel en Ericsson T-105 från typ år 1999. Fränt!